Thursday, 16 October 2008

I hit the board again




I hit the ironing board again last Saturday. I have problems with my "i" key. Sometimes it does not type the letter, so it gave me a "roning bord" and made me a samurai of the pleats.

I worked for an old aquaintance of mine - that's right - the lady with the 7 ironed pyjamas per week per family member. She has a cleaner now (it was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced), a professional one, not a "career commuter" like me. The lady has been cleaning for about 20 years and apprently was still hungry for dust bunnies and all... And she looked like a professional woman: necklace, lipstick plus an apron to protect her.

I always had my "More than just a handful" T-shirt as crumpled as a raisin. I have always considered it my business card, but never cared enough to make it look better.

So it was a relief in a way that I was hearing the hoover upstairs but it was not my hand the one who was moving it.

The good thing is that now I can look at bathroom displays (in shops who sell tiles and stuff like that) without thinking - "How many minutes does it takes me to clean these?" I can also face a mirror without trying to see from different angles if there is any smear left.

Thursday, 25 September 2008

Word Carrier

I have a new blog. Why? Because the system allows me.
This clean is kind of ended, so it will get dirty in time.

You can follow me at this address: Word Carrier.

Friday, 12 September 2008

Mucho dolor

I remember I saw "Mucho dolor" (a lot of pain) on a T-shirt, in a film.

I had to let all my ladies and gents know that I am leaving them. One indian lady does not want to let me go. The day I told her that I will leave she kept me on the phone for minutes and soon after I hanged on she called me back and I had to do psychological counselling and to listen to her like we were friends.

Yesterday she was calmer, but still asked me if I am available from time to time to help her. I said yes, but who knows what I will do when she calls me. I can't understand her when she says "A good cleaner is so hard to find." I don't agree. She's too stiff in her convictions. And she complicates her life by washing and ironing pyjamas every day. I think the "cleaner crunch" should teach her a lesson, so that her family will stop ironing pyjamas. But it won't.

On my way to the second job I bought a card because the guy deserves one, no matter what. And on the kitchen table there was a big box waiting for me and a small "Thank you" note. I got emotional and I hurried to finish, for fear someone would return home and I wanted to avoid human presence because I couldn't cope. I stroke one of the cats which was happy to see me and left after leaving the key on the same kitchen table.

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Bella Dustella Italia

Back from Italy. My first hours spent in Marina di Massa gave me the impression I was in Tzandarei, Ialomitza county. I mean in Genova I had a look at the dusty sidewalks and shops which looked like Romania. Then I arrived in Marina di Massa and I felt like somewhere in the south of Romania - the shops, the prints on clothes, the teenagers in front of the bowling club, the iron gates and the dogs in the yards, everything seemed like Romania.

I even went to 2 banks to try to change some money. The first bank would do that only for its customers and the second bank told me something like "Computer said no". I mean the lady explained that the process would take too long because they had some computer problems.

So I felt like at home and the first 2 days I was missing London. When I got back to London from sunny Italy I regreted because the weather was bad in England. Yesterday I had my swimming suit full of sand and today in London I had to put my fleece on.

In the airplane there was a Russian woman with a big girl. And I could hear the woman speaking Russian to the girl and the child started to cry, which is a normal reaction when someone hear Russian: I would cry too, if my mother would talk to me in Russian. In the airport I heard the woman telling the girl something about "kaleski" or "kaleska" which must be the pram. Or horse and carriage.

At the airport in London, after we landed I saw a sign "Toilets are closed to immigration". What? Immigrants should wear nappies or what? There are no borders for my bladder.